I’ll let you visit this site your ownself and find out what your name would be if you were one of Sarah Palin’s kids. I just want you to be warned, however, that my husband would be Gripper Palin. That’s a handful!
But wait– meet my three lovely boys, Fowl, Stinger and Churn. And that’s me, Yukon. Let me know what your name is in the comments– they’re sure to be a hoot.
I’m totally covering Churn’s face in an attempt to remove Fowl’s hat.
Who are you? I hope you aren’t one of those moms who thinks the worst of boys and yells at them for no reason. That happened to Churn the other day and he’s still recovering. You can read about it here.
Dude! We’ve been taking these pictures on the beach every year since 1998. Here’s our 2004 attempt. Drew and Porter were about to be six and Finn was nine and a half. It’s a sad commentary that we were better behaved back then than we were this past August.
I have no explanation for the atrocious mom hair other than maybe the stress of wrestling three boys into collared shirts affected my judgment when it came to my own looks.