Some people say that forty is the new thirty. Bullshit. I didn’t have chin whiskers (excuse me — stray eyebrow hairs) when I was thirty.
I have a fair complexion and can keep it under control. I’m extremely worried about my thirty-something Greek friends, though.
Edited to add:
Whoa– this post is causing much consternation. Hasten to the drugstore and purchase some Tweezerman tweezers, a magnifying mirror, and reading glasses — these will be your tools of discovery AND annihilation. Report back on your findings and the results of your attack.