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Depraved Boys

It all started out innocently enough.

I hardboiled a bowl of eggs.
egg1
I made lots of dye. The boys got to work.
egg2
Porter, of course, dipped his allotted eggs in every color, and made gray eggs.
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Drew concentrated.
egg3
Finn worked hard, too.

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Their eggs were masterpieces, comparatively speaking.
egg5
The next morning the chocolate bunnies arrived.

Finn cut a hole in the back of his with a pocketknife while I marveled at his dexterity. I started to picture myself as the mother of an MD.
bun1

The hole seemed really big to me, and I felt uneasy.

bun2
Then things took a nasty turn. The boys stuffed jelly beans, which they called “‘roids,” into the bunny’s back.

They wanted to make him HUMUNGOUS.
bun3

Looks like Finn wants to be a steroid pusher, not a doctor.

What is baseball teaching our children??

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One year ago in My Tiny Kingdom: Potty-Training Nomad Style 

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